Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Infiltrated Hattiesburg; Time for EVIL

Now that my unsuspecting do-gooder brother has helped me relocate to his town of Hattiesburg, it's time to start hatching my evil plan to usurp his blog.

But first, I need to find some drapes. What do you guys think? I have blue carpet with whitewalls. I was thinking of going with mauve drapes, but that clashes with the furniture. Maybe I should stick with blue? Maybe a slightly darker hue? I'm so confused.

Anyway, the secret to being successfully is evil is learning how to prioritize.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Life in Hattiesburg

So, today I just finished unpacking. My brother, hatless, helped me hangup my entire warddrope, including all my socks, shoes, underwear, shirts, and hats.

People around here sure are weird. Everytime I go out to the store or to get something they are always either (1) staring at me or (2) covering their eyes. I wish they'd make up their minds. . . .

Dawn of A New Blog!

Today is my first day on the interweb. Looks pretty nifty. Like the layout of my blog?

Be sure to ge-linkify me. It seems there is already an imposterous clone after my job. Don't worry, he will be disposed of in due course. . . .